- School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
- Student: I got bullied.
- School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES